Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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