idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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