let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I am mentally ready for anal.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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