If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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