I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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