I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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