I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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