hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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