he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
