He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
