upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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