you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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