so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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