so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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