Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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