ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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