this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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