Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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