On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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