Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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