...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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