: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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