there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize