and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
