Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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