watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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