the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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