problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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