you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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