so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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