He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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