My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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