I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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