Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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