my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
is it fun? or sober?
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