i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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