i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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