I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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