We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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