I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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