Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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