bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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