I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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