2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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