I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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