Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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