I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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