I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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