Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
i think im in europe. pls send help
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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