Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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