1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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