i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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