i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
