Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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