You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Randomize
