It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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